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mynm156
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Two doctors opened an office in a small town.
They put up a sign reading: "Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to: "Hysterias and Posteriors."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
No go! Next they tried "Catatonics and Colonics" Thumbs down again.
Then came, "Manic-Depressives and Anal-Retentives."
But is was still not good! So they tried:
"Minds and Behinds"
"Analysis and Anal Cysts"
"Nuts and Butts"
"Freaks and Cheeks"
"Loons and Moons"
"Lost Souls and Ass Holes"
None worked.
Almost at their wits' end, the doctors finally came up with a title they thought might be accepted by the council:
"Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Odds and Ends."
APPROVED!
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Re: DR. Doctor
« Reply #1 on: Apr 4th, 2005, 1:24pm » |
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I dunno…I would’ve approved “Lost Souls and Ass Holes”…that’s just me though… 
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Re: DR. Doctor
« Reply #2 on: Apr 4th, 2005, 10:02pm » |
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Nice one!
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Re: DR. Doctor
« Reply #3 on: Apr 5th, 2005, 8:20am » |
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ROFLMAO!
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Re: DR. Doctor
« Reply #4 on: Apr 5th, 2005, 3:07pm » |
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That "nuts and butts" one cracked me up! 
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