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judkins
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Poor Patrick
« on: Apr 4th, 2005, 2:28am » |
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Patrick, who was holidaying from Ireland on Bondi beach, couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.
"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya man... you'll have all the babes ya want!"
The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato . Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!
So Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?"
"JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard, "Mate. The potato goes in front!"
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Todays agenda..... get through it !!!!
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Re: Poor Patrick
« Reply #1 on: Apr 4th, 2005, 3:03am » |
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Re: Poor Patrick
« Reply #2 on: Apr 5th, 2005, 8:15am » |
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LMAO!!
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: Poor Patrick
« Reply #3 on: Apr 5th, 2005, 3:21pm » |
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"Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them."
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