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Tara Ann
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Bumper Stickers
« on: Apr 4th, 2005, 1:37am » |
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Here are a few real and/or fictitious bumper stickers:
If you can read this, I've lost my trailer
The earth is full GO HOME
I have the body of a God - Buddha
If we quit voting, will they all go away?
Eat right, Exercise, Die anyway
Illiterate? Write for Help
Honk if anything falls off
I refuse to have a battle of Wits with an unarmed man
YOU ! Out of the Gene Pool - NOW
I do what my rice Krispies tell me to
If walking is good for you, Then why does my
mailman look like Jabba The Hut?
Body by Nautilus, Brain by Mattel
Boldly going Nowhere
Caution == Driver legally Blonde
How many roads must a man travel down
before he admits he is lost?
Grow your own dope - plant a man
POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE
CHANGED AND FOR THE SAME REASON.
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sandie99
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #1 on: Apr 4th, 2005, 3:05am » |
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This is my fave:
on Apr 4th, 2005, 1:37am, taraann wrote:I do what my rice Krispies tell me to
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #2 on: Apr 5th, 2005, 8:16am » |
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On my Jeep: "Don't Be A Dick."
And the other: "God was my copilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him." (I get some odd looks) LOL
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #3 on: Apr 5th, 2005, 11:16am » |
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #4 on: Apr 5th, 2005, 11:22am » |
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I have to get this one:
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And one I saw the other day:
Yeah...I'm still HOT...but it comes in flashes now
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Others may come and go, but MY power is MINE.
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #5 on: Apr 5th, 2005, 12:45pm » |
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Save a mouse eat a p^ssy
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Kill em all let God sort em out
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