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judkins
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From the mouths of babes
« on: Mar 29th, 2005, 1:17am » |
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Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass
by the school playground
and go into the woods.
Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy
and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain
himself so he ran home and started to tell his mother:
Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the
woods with Aunt Jane.
I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he
helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off,then Aunt Jane........"
At this point Mommy cut him off and said: "Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time.
I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny started his story: "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.
I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.
Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that
Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
Moral : Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt !!
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Langa
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Re: From the mouths of babes
« Reply #1 on: Mar 30th, 2005, 1:26pm » |
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LMAO!! Definitely was not expecting it to end THAT WAY… 
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Re: From the mouths of babes
« Reply #2 on: Apr 1st, 2005, 12:40pm » |
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You know what they say... that kids say the darnest things! 
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