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LeLimey
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Rejected C & W Songs...
« on: Mar 28th, 2005, 11:20am » |
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The Top 13 Rejected Country and Western Song Titles
The Trailer Sure Seems Lonely Now That You and Our Nine Kids Are Gone
You Can Take the Boy Outta the Country, but You Can't Take the Bullets Outta That Liberal City-Boy Who Just Cut Me Off in His Saab
Smells Like Team Roping
I Dropped the Bookcase On My Darlin' and Pleaded Shelf Defense
(Her Bar Tab Is a) Leading Economic Indicator
I Thought I Had Tourette's, But I Just Like Talkin' Dirty To You
You're My Kleenex of Love, and I'm Afraid I'm Gonna Blow It
Bacon and Eczema For Two
Achy, Breaky, Hanky, Panky, Am I Drunk or Are You Skanky?
The Ballad of Pretty Mouth Dan
My Urine is A-Burnin', and You'd Better Believe I'm Pissed
Tearstains on My Pillow Are the Only Wet Spots in My Bed
I Can't Stop Thinkin' About Cowboys (And I'm a Cowboy, Too)
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Re: Rejected C & W Songs...
« Reply #1 on: Mar 28th, 2005, 12:44pm » |
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on Mar 28th, 2005, 11:20am, LeLimey wrote:| I Thought I Had Tourette's, But I Just Like Talkin' Dirty To You |
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Wait: Why was THIS one rejected?
 
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Re: Rejected C & W Songs...
« Reply #2 on: Apr 6th, 2005, 6:07pm » |
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Bacon and Eczema for Tow!!!!!!
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Re: Rejected C & W Songs...
« Reply #3 on: Apr 6th, 2005, 11:40pm » |
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