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LeLimey
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Top C & W Songs
« on: Mar 28th, 2005, 11:18am » |
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All these are real song titles.
You're the reason our kids are so ugly.
Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life.
Get your tongue outta my mouth 'cause I'm kissing you goodbye.
Her teeth were stained but her heart was pure.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
I wanna whip your cow.
I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
I would have wrote you a letter but I couldn't spell yuck.
I flushed you from the toilets of my heart.
I'm just a bug on the windshield of life.
I wouldn't take her to a dawg fight 'cause I'm afraid she'd win.
If my nose were full of nickels I'd blow them all on you.
Mama get the hammer, there's a fly on papa's head.
My head hurts, my feet stink and I don't love Jesus.
My wife ran off with my best friend and I sure do miss him.
Oh, there's hair oil on my ears and my glasses are slipping down, but baby I can see through you.
Pardon me, I've got some one to kill.
You're A Cross I Can't Bear
It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' To Me
I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me
She got the gold mine and I got the shaft.
She got the ring and I got the finger.
They may put me in prison but they can't stop my face from breaking out.
You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.
You were only a splinter as I slid down the bannister of life.
Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind
Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me
Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed
Heaven's Just A Sin Away
If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long
You done tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
And finally.. the ULTIMATE CH song!!!...... (drumroll)
I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
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The arsehole I'm divorcing needs to get a life and stop stalking mine
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Bethany1
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Re: Top C & W Songs
« Reply #1 on: Mar 28th, 2005, 12:31pm » |
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I am sofa king we todd did.
crack is wack
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Jeepgun
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Re: Top C & W Songs
« Reply #2 on: Mar 28th, 2005, 12:45pm » |
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on Mar 28th, 2005, 11:18am, LeLimey wrote:| I wouldn't take her to a dawg fight 'cause I'm afraid she'd win. |
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Was her name Nadine? I think I dated her, once. 
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Donna_D.
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Re: Top C & W Songs
« Reply #3 on: Mar 28th, 2005, 6:30pm » |
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Ummm...
I've heard most of those songs...
DD
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Re: Top C & W Songs
« Reply #4 on: Mar 29th, 2005, 6:05pm » |
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...and don't forget one of my favorite Jimmy Buffett songs, "If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me".
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sandie99
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Re: Top C & W Songs
« Reply #5 on: Apr 1st, 2005, 12:46pm » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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