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magman
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A man understands the Odds
« on: Mar 26th, 2005, 2:57pm » |
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FINALLY ...... a man who understands the odds.
DO THE MATH (By an Anonymous but Wise Man)
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver because he hung his arm out his window and flipped the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.
Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% of women describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.
According to the National Institutes of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.
That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female who has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Flip one off? ....... I think not
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Re: A man understands the Odds
« Reply #1 on: Mar 26th, 2005, 3:07pm » |
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Easter at my sisters, they are going to burst! 
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Re: A man understands the Odds
« Reply #2 on: Mar 26th, 2005, 6:59pm » |
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Oh god... Off to put more armor plating on my Jeep...
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Re: A man understands the Odds
« Reply #3 on: Mar 27th, 2005, 2:13pm » |
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Tell the planet that I am packing a .44 mag in my truck. I dont believe in "road Rage". That is a controllable attitude that population has devloped, and if Road Rage ever confronts me on my motorcycle, then Im gonna see jail time.
Im packin.
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