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Her Diary VS His Diary
« on: Mar 22nd, 2005, 9:01pm »
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WIFE's DIARY
 
Sunday night. I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset that I was a bit late, but he made no
comment.
 
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong.
 
He said, "Nothing."
 
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him. He simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love u, too." When we
got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he
came to bed. I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
 
My life is a disaster.
 
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HUSBAND's DIARY
 
Today, The Dodgers lost the game. DAMN IT!!!
 
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Re: Her Diary VS His Diary
« Reply #1 on: Mar 23rd, 2005, 3:34am »
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What were you doing reading his diary oops
This is my kinda joke.  Great stuff!!!
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Re: Her Diary VS His Diary
« Reply #2 on: Mar 23rd, 2005, 7:43am »
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Hmmm...he could've just told her about the game and all would've been well...
 
You guys make it so difficult... Roll Eyes
 
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Re: Her Diary VS His Diary
« Reply #3 on: Mar 23rd, 2005, 10:15am »
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on Mar 23rd, 2005, 7:43am, Langa wrote:
Hmmm...he could've just told her about the game and all would've been well...
You guys make it so difficult... Roll Eyes

Or we think too much...
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Re: Her Diary VS His Diary
« Reply #4 on: Mar 23rd, 2005, 12:39pm »
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So true it's not even funny...ok, it is.
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Re: Her Diary VS His Diary
« Reply #5 on: Mar 23rd, 2005, 10:36pm »
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I don't understand the problem.
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Re: Her Diary VS His Diary
« Reply #6 on: Apr 2nd, 2005, 10:47am »
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This is way too true. Why do most women always think that when a guy is upset/depressed it has something to do with HER? I go through this on a weekly basis.  I can tell her is has nothing to do with her, give her the real reason, and she thinks I'm lying to her to make er feel better!!!! Psycho!!!!
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