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mynm156
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Dont look in the drawer
« on: Mar 21st, 2005, 11:53am » |
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A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 Beer Cans and $1,000.
She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I drank a Beer and put the can in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I filled the drawer I recycled them"
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Re: Dont look in the drawer
« Reply #1 on: Mar 21st, 2005, 12:55pm » |
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Re: Dont look in the drawer
« Reply #2 on: Mar 21st, 2005, 12:57pm » |
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Re: Dont look in the drawer
« Reply #3 on: Mar 21st, 2005, 6:38pm » |
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Thats alot of aluminun  . And she never smelled the stale beer coming from the dresser  was she blonde? 
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Re: Dont look in the drawer
« Reply #4 on: Mar 23rd, 2005, 3:29am » |
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Must stop my partner from re-cycling 
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