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New Tactics for Global War on Terrorism
« on: Mar 14th, 2005, 9:03am »
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New Tactics for Global War on Terrorism (GWOT)  
The Pentagon announced today the formation of an ELITE FIGHTING GROUP called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF)  
The boys of this unit, Cooter, Bubba, BillyBob, Hoss, Buck and Boo, will be dropped behind enemy lines. They will be given the following information about Iraqi Terrorists:  
1. The season opened last weekend.  
2. There is no limit.  
3. They taste just like chicken.  
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.  
THE WAR SHOULD BE OVER IN A WEEK
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Re: New Tactics for Global War on Terrorism
« Reply #1 on: Mar 18th, 2005, 8:22pm »
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Woo Hoo!  Good one!!! laugh
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Re: New Tactics for Global War on Terrorism
« Reply #2 on: Mar 18th, 2005, 9:39pm »
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My wife & I agree! Grin
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Re: New Tactics for Global War on Terrorism
« Reply #3 on: Mar 19th, 2005, 11:17am »
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Re: New Tactics for Global War on Terrorism
« Reply #4 on: Mar 19th, 2005, 12:48pm »
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Hey Frank.
I am in tight with T.W.A.T. Grin and a big supporter Roll Eyes
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Re: New Tactics for Global War on Terrorism
« Reply #5 on: Mar 19th, 2005, 2:27pm »
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What a coincidence! Me too! LMAO!!
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Re: New Tactics for Global War on Terrorism
« Reply #6 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 3:41pm »
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Are you fans of Bush?  Not the good kind.. the president kind!   Grin
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Re: New Tactics for Global War on Terrorism
« Reply #7 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 3:51pm »
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I don't like or dislike president Bush. There are some things that he's signed off on that I approve of, and other things that I disapprove of. The last president that I really liked, was Ronald Reagan.
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Re: New Tactics for Global War on Terrorism
« Reply #8 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 3:54pm »
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on Apr 25th, 2005, 3:51pm, Frank_W wrote:
The last president that I really liked, was Ronald Reagan.

 
Same here, I loved Ronaldus Magnus.  The guy was a role model for me, really hurt when he finally passed.  Cry  Although I am glad he is suffering no more.
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