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Killroy 2.0
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The real story:
« on: Mar 11th, 2005, 12:11pm » |
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After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied, "the sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just this one problem. It is these breasts that you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she put it.
> "That is a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right.
> I will fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.
> Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?" "Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull; all the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
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> God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see....where did I put that useless boob?"
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> Now, which story makes more sense to you? This one, or that one about the rib
 
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Re: The real story:
« Reply #1 on: Mar 11th, 2005, 12:14pm » |
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Hmmm...this one makes a lot more sense to me... 
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Re: The real story:
« Reply #2 on: Mar 11th, 2005, 12:25pm » |
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Now I have an excuse.  We'll see how ya like now! 
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Re: The real story:
« Reply #3 on: Mar 11th, 2005, 12:30pm » |
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on Mar 11th, 2005, 12:25pm, guesst wrote:| Now I have an excuse. We'll see how ya like now! |
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Re: The real story:
« Reply #4 on: Mar 11th, 2005, 12:32pm » |
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on Mar 11th, 2005, 12:30pm, Gena wrote:
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You will see, "Honey what's for dinner?" Nothing, I am a useless boob incabable of cooking. "Honey give me a hug." I can't, useless boobs don't have arms (plus other anatomical parts)
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Re: The real story:
« Reply #5 on: Mar 11th, 2005, 4:48pm » |
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on Mar 11th, 2005, 12:32pm, guesst wrote:
You will see, "Honey what's for dinner?" Nothing, I am a useless boob incabable of cooking. "Honey give me a hug." I can't, useless boobs don't have arms (plus other anatomical parts) |
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Thomas.. you are making a real tit of yourself!
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Re: The real story:
« Reply #6 on: Mar 14th, 2005, 9:38am » |
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on Mar 11th, 2005, 4:48pm, LeLimey wrote:
Thomas.. you are making a real tit of yourself! |
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Cool, then I can stay home and play with myself!
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Re: The real story:
« Reply #7 on: Mar 15th, 2005, 12:21pm » |
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No wonder the guys are so fascinated about boobs...
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