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Langa
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MAN OF THE HOUSE…
« on: Mar 10th, 2005, 8:50am » |
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A man had just finished reading a book titled “Man Of The House" while making his commute home from work. By the time he reached home, he stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife, pointing his finger in her face, and said "From now on I want you to know that I am the man of the house and my word is law! You are to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a scrumptious dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
"The Funeral Director would be my guess," said his wife.
My answer would’ve been something to that effect, but not as clean. 
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Re: MAN OF THE HOUSE…
« Reply #1 on: Mar 10th, 2005, 8:59am » |
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I'm not sure my guy would've lived long after the finger in my face part.
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Re: MAN OF THE HOUSE…
« Reply #2 on: Mar 10th, 2005, 9:07pm » |
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I'm the man of the house, AND I have her permission to say so.
So there!
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Re: MAN OF THE HOUSE…
« Reply #3 on: Mar 10th, 2005, 9:27pm » |
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on Mar 10th, 2005, 9:07pm, AussieBrian wrote:I'm the man of the house, AND I have her permission to say so.
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Way to go Denny!!!
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Re: MAN OF THE HOUSE…
« Reply #4 on: Mar 10th, 2005, 10:27pm » |
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on Mar 10th, 2005, 9:07pm, AussieBrian wrote:I'm the man of the house, AND I have her permission to say so.
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