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Jeepgun
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Golfing & Mother Nature
« on: Mar 8th, 2005, 11:28am » |
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A man and his wife were golfing, one day. The woman had hit her ball into a patch of buttercups. She pondered the situation for a moment, and then decided to follow the rule of, "Play it where it lies." She gave a mighty swing, slicing right through the buttercups, totally destroying them. Suddenly, at her shoulder appeared a faerie. She said, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like what you've done to my buttercups! From this day forward, you will not be able to abide the taste of butter!" And with that, she disappeared.
The woman, shaken by the encounter, made her way back to the fairway to find her husband looking for his ball next to a water hazard. She called to him, "Did you find it?"
He called back, "Here it is, right in this patch of pvssywillows!"
She began sprinting towards him, waving her arms and screaming, "DON'T HIT IT!! DON'T HIT IT!!"
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: Golfing & Mother Nature
« Reply #1 on: Mar 8th, 2005, 12:09pm » |
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The arsehole I'm divorcing needs to get a life and stop stalking mine
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Re: Golfing & Mother Nature
« Reply #2 on: Mar 8th, 2005, 1:01pm » |
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I don't get it 
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When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.
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Re: Golfing & Mother Nature
« Reply #3 on: Mar 8th, 2005, 1:10pm » |
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Okay: She destroyed the BUTTERcups, so Mother Nature told her that she wouldn't ever be able to eat BUTTER again.
Her husband was getting ready to hit his ball out of a patch of P*SSYwillows, hence.....
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
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Re: Golfing & Mother Nature
« Reply #4 on: Mar 8th, 2005, 1:15pm » |
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on Mar 8th, 2005, 1:10pm, Frank_W wrote:Okay: She destroyed the BUTTERcups, so Mother Nature told her that she wouldn't ever be able to eat BUTTER again.
Her husband was getting ready to hit his ball out of a patch of P*SSYwillows, hence.....
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I get it now... 
Sometimes my brain is slow... 
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Re: Golfing & Mother Nature
« Reply #5 on: Mar 8th, 2005, 1:24pm » |
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Then again, I don't know why she was so upset that her husband may never be able to stand the taste of p*ssywillows again, though.... Must be one of those vegetarian things... 
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