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Jeepgun
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Love stinks!!
« on: Mar 8th, 2005, 11:24am » |
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A couple had been married for many years and were quite happy, except for one problem: The man farted constantly, especially in bed. His wife warned him constantly, that one day, he would blow his guts out, to which he would always laugh....
As they were sleeping one Saturday morning, his flatulence was so bad that it drove her from the bed. Angered, she went to the kitchen where she had some chicken guts left over from the previous night's dinner. She went back upstairs and deposited the chicken guts in the rear of her husband's shorts.
A short while later, she heard a terrified scream, the sound of running feet, and the slamming of the bathroom door. She snickered to herself.
After about a half hour her husband came downstairs, ashen-faced. Hiding a grin, she asked him what was wrong.
He explained, "You've been telling me that one day, I would fart my guts out, and I never believed you until this morning! It happened!! I farted my guts out!"
His wife said, "Oh honey.... I'm so sorry...."
He continued, "It's okay, though. I was able to put them back in."
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: Love stinks!!
« Reply #1 on: Mar 8th, 2005, 11:38am » |
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Frank, I like you, but you are REALLY sick mate!
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The arsehole I'm divorcing needs to get a life and stop stalking mine
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Jeepgun
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Re: Love stinks!!
« Reply #2 on: Mar 8th, 2005, 11:41am » |
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*bowing* Stop.... You're making me blush... LOL! 
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
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Re: Love stinks!!
« Reply #3 on: Mar 8th, 2005, 12:59pm » |
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I need to send this to my brother who's the flatulence king in my family... 
Langa
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When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.
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Jeepgun
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Re: Love stinks!!
« Reply #4 on: Mar 8th, 2005, 1:09pm » |
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No, Langa! Send it to his WIFE!! LOL!
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: Love stinks!!
« Reply #5 on: Mar 9th, 2005, 2:00am » |
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Barbequed wings, anyone? 
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