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Langa
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UGLY FROG...
« on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 3:58pm » |
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An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.
He whispered , "I'M LONELY TOO, BUY ME AND YOU WONT BE SORRY."
The old lady figured--WHAT THE HECK, she hadn't found anything else.
She bought the frog and put him in the car.
Driving down the road the frog whispered to her "KISS ME AND YOU WONT BE SORRY."
So the old lady figured WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous sexy young handsome prince.
THE PRINCE THEN KISSED THE OLD LADY BACK..........AND GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?
COME ON GUESS?
SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST MOTEL SHE COULD FIND.
She's old.......NOT DEAD!!!!!
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Re: UGLY FROG...
« Reply #1 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 4:09pm » |
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I wonder if it's the same frog I met last summer...
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Re: UGLY FROG...
« Reply #2 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 4:14pm » |
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on Mar 3rd, 2005, 4:09pm, nani wrote:I wonder if it's the same frog I met last summer...
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Nani, I'm cracking up over that dumb frog pic...!!!
I mean, the sombrero is kinda cool... 
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Re: UGLY FROG...
« Reply #3 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 4:15pm » |
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Girl...what a weekend we had!!! He's a party animal... 
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Langa
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Re: UGLY FROG...
« Reply #4 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 4:29pm » |
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on Mar 3rd, 2005, 4:15pm, nani wrote:| Girl...what a weekend we had!!! He's a party animal... |
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Just one question girl…where’s the BEEF?
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Re: UGLY FROG...
« Reply #5 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 4:40pm » |
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That frog kicks ass!! LOL!
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Re: UGLY FROG...
« Reply #6 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 5:14pm » |
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lmmfao thats great 
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Re: UGLY FROG...
« Reply #7 on: Mar 4th, 2005, 2:58am » |
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Love the frog Nani. My wife says I still looked like that after I kissed her in the pond.  Joe
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