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Dirty dishes
« on: Mar 2nd, 2005, 6:42pm » |
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Can Coldwater clean dishes?
John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia.
After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.
However, John notice a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "are these plates clean?"
His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal sonny!"
For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "are you sure these plates a re clean?"
Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!"
Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".
Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted ...
"COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"
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Re: Dirty dishes
« Reply #1 on: Mar 2nd, 2005, 7:08pm » |
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Oh my damn! 
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Re: Dirty dishes
« Reply #2 on: Mar 2nd, 2005, 7:25pm » |
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Why did I know you would like it Lasanga 
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Re: Dirty dishes
« Reply #3 on: Mar 2nd, 2005, 7:35pm » |
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on Mar 2nd, 2005, 7:25pm, ghost62 wrote:| Why did I know you would like it Lasanga |
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Stop the press! Lasanga...???
First is Frank with Lasagna, now you...must you butcher an already bad nickname?... 
L A N G A, repeat, L A N G A 
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Re: Dirty dishes
« Reply #4 on: Mar 2nd, 2005, 7:45pm » |
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After Frank did it I couldnt resist. But remember if we didnt love ya we wouldnt pick on ya.
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Re: Dirty dishes
« Reply #5 on: Mar 2nd, 2005, 7:49pm » |
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I guess I can feel the love  LOL!
It's one of those names you gotta play with...most people can't hep it... Some people drop the G and call me Lana...
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Re: Dirty dishes
« Reply #6 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 4:13am » |
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Langa.. you are going to HATE me for this one then!! It always reminds me of Kanga... in Winnie the Pooh!
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Re: Dirty dishes
« Reply #7 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 7:05am » |
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As I said Helen...it's a bad nickname to begin with...lol...
Kanga...like Kangaroo...?
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Re: Dirty dishes
« Reply #8 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 8:42am » |
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 *looking innocent*
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Re: Dirty dishes
« Reply #9 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 8:52am » |
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on Mar 3rd, 2005, 8:42am, Frank_W wrote:
It's not working...
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« Reply #10 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 9:08am » |
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Re: Dirty dishes
« Reply #11 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 1:25pm » |
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on Mar 3rd, 2005, 9:08am, Frank_W wrote:
HE THREW IN THE EAR LICK !!!!!!    
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Re: Dirty dishes
« Reply #12 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 1:42pm » |
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on Mar 3rd, 2005, 1:25pm, ghost62 wrote:
HE THREW IN THE EAR LICK !!!!!! |
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Ear licks will make me forgive quickly …wet willies will get your ass kicked…LMAO (I just cracked myself up!)
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Re: Dirty dishes
« Reply #13 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 1:52pm » |
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ROFLMAO! Licks are good. Nibbles are better. Wet willies=Ass Kicking. Definitely.
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Re: Dirty dishes
« Reply #14 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 4:19pm » |
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Re: Dirty dishes
« Reply #15 on: Mar 4th, 2005, 8:47pm » |
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I have some neighbors who use to show up around dinnertime a couple times a week. I always had food to spare (just threw in more meat). It was looking like a habit forming. After a month of discust, I ate dinner with them, then asked his wife to take the dishes out to the poarch. (They never seemed to hang out when it came time to dishwash). After the dog licked all the dishes, I picked up the dishes, and replaced them in the cabinet directly from the poarch.
Those folks have never stopped by at dinner time since.
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Re: Dirty dishes
« Reply #16 on: Mar 4th, 2005, 8:56pm » |
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Uh, yeah! Neither would I! LMAO!
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Re: Dirty dishes
« Reply #17 on: Mar 5th, 2005, 8:12am » |
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Hey Biker,
That's what we call the "pre-wash cycle"! 
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Re: Dirty dishes
« Reply #18 on: Mar 5th, 2005, 1:59pm » |
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ROFL!! That rules, Biker!!
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Re: Dirty dishes
« Reply #19 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 9:29pm » |
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Re: Dirty dishes
« Reply #20 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 11:18pm » |
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A dog that does dishes.
Careful that makes em' more valuable than most of us men.
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