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Tiannia
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Liquor Warnings
« on: Mar 1st, 2005, 1:14pm » |
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Of course this does not apply to you and me, but you may want to pass this on to other people to warn them.
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American liquor manufacturers have accepted the Surgeon General's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alholcol may mack you tink you kan tpye reely relly gode
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Re: Liquor Warnings
« Reply #1 on: Mar 1st, 2005, 5:34pm » |
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Re: Liquor Warnings
« Reply #2 on: Mar 2nd, 2005, 1:30am » |
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it's even funnier because I'm always sober... 
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