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Jeepgun
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The Frog & The Milkman
« on: Mar 1st, 2005, 8:23am » |
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There was little boy about 12 years old named George walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.
Lil Georgie said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
He asked,"Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after having sex with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."
Since little Georgie was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
Lil Georgie replied, "Well, if you must know, tonight my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught.
When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it.
In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"
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Re: The Frog & The Milkman
« Reply #1 on: Mar 1st, 2005, 4:57pm » |
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um... funny but sooooooo not right  
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Re: The Frog & The Milkman
« Reply #2 on: Mar 1st, 2005, 9:13pm » |
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Little girl had all but filled in the hole she'd dug in the back yard when the neighbour leaned over the fence to ask what she was doing.
'Burying my pet gold fish', she said.
'My', he replied, 'That's a big hole for a little gold fish.'
'That's because it's inside your stupid cat.'
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Re: The Frog & The Milkman
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