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Another Lawyer joke
« on: Feb 27th, 2005, 5:26pm »
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One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass. He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass?"  
 
The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford anything thing to eat."  
 
So the layer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."  
 
The guys says, "But I have a wife and three kids." The lawyer told him to bring them along.  
 
When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."  
 
The lawyer replied, "You're going to love it there... the grass is a foot tall!"  
 
 
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