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Gonna take it with me
« on: Feb 27th, 2005, 5:23pm »
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A wealthy man was dying.  His family had been fighting over his money for years.  So he called his three best friends.
 
A Lawyer, Doctor and a Priest. At his death bed he tells them.  
" My family have all been taken care of. I am tired of thier fighting over the rest of my money. So I am going to take the rest of it with me.  I am giving you all a case each one has $100,000 in cash. This is my last $300,000.  So at my funeral I want you to through the cases with money in my grave."
 
The funeral came and each man threw in the case they were given and watched as thier friend was buried with his money.
 
They all sat at the wake afterwards with a drink and the Priest came forward and said. " I have a confession. There was an orphanage that was about to be closed and needed money so I gave them the 40 thousand dollars they needed to stay open.  I left the rest in the case. I just had to tell you guys."
 
Then the Doctor said I too need to come clean.  There was a little girl who needed an expensive operation and was going to die if she didnt.  So I gave them the 50 thousand dollars they needed.  I left the rest in the case.  I just couldnt let the little girl die.  
 
Then the Lawyer stood up finished his drink and said. "Guys,  How could you?  He gave money to charity and was always there to help anyone who needed it. What did we do when he needed his dying request filled?  I cant believe you guys.  I threw the case in with my check for the whole 100,000.
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