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mynm156
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Dumb and Ugly
« on: Feb 24th, 2005, 4:25pm » |
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A guy starts a new job, and the boss says, "If you marry my daughter, I'll make you a partner, give you an expense account, a Mercedes, and a million dollar annual salary."
The guy says, "What's wrong with her?"
The boss shows him a picture, and she's hideous.
The boss says, "It's only fair to tell you, she's not only ugly, she's as dumb as a wall."
The guy says, "I don't care what you offer me, it ain't worth it."
The boss says, "I'll give you a five million dollar salary and build you a mansion on Long Island."
The guy accepts, figuring he can put a bag over her head when they have sex.
About a year later, the guy buys an original Van Gogh and he's about to hang it on the wall.
He climbs a ladder and yells to his wife, "Bring me a hammer."
She mumbles, "Get the hammer. Get the hammer," and she fetches the hammer.
The guy says, "Get me some nails."
She mumbles, "Get the nails. Get the nails," and she gets him some nails.
The guys starts hammering a nail into the wall, he hits his thumb, and he yells, "F@*k!"
She mumbles, "Get the bag. Get the bag."
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Re: Dumb and Ugly
« Reply #1 on: Feb 24th, 2005, 5:29pm » |
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ROTFFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!....LMFAO....LMAO....LOL 
WAY!!!! Too funny......LMMFAO
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LMAO that was good 
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Re: Dumb and Ugly
« Reply #3 on: Feb 25th, 2005, 1:04am » |
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Just wondering....Have you guys seen the film Shallow Hal......?
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Re: Dumb and Ugly
« Reply #4 on: Feb 25th, 2005, 10:55am » |
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Very good
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Re: Dumb and Ugly
« Reply #5 on: Feb 25th, 2005, 11:38am » |
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That was a mean thing to do to someone with coffee in thier mouth....
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on Feb 25th, 2005, 1:04am, sandie99 wrote:| Just wondering....Have you guys seen the film Shallow Hal......? |
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Yup, don't watch many movies but really liked that one. Still liked the joke to
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mynm156
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Re: Dumb and Ugly
« Reply #7 on: Feb 26th, 2005, 1:12pm » |
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on Feb 25th, 2005, 1:04am, sandie99 wrote:| Just wondering....Have you guys seen the film Shallow Hal......? |
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Very Funny Movie have it on DVD. Still had to post the Joke though.
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Re: Dumb and Ugly
« Reply #8 on: Mar 2nd, 2005, 7:20pm » |
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ROTF
Great one!!!
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