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daffyswacky
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One More Blonde Joke....
« on: Feb 24th, 2005, 12:24pm » |
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A blind man enters a Lesbian Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five
things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 160lb blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke in here?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Re: One More Blonde Joke....
« Reply #1 on: Feb 24th, 2005, 12:38pm » |
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