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sandie99
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Sayings to Wear on Buttons
« on: Feb 21st, 2005, 12:10pm » |
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RELATIONSHIP BUTTONS 1. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage. 2. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. 3. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 4. Don't worry. I forgot your name, too! GENERAL LIFE 5. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 6. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. 7. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after. 8. Do I look like a freakin' people person? 9. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. OFFICE BUTTONS 10. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. 11. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 12. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up. 13. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. GREAT INSULT BUTTONS 14. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? 15. You! Off my planet!
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Re: Sayings to Wear on Buttons
« Reply #1 on: Feb 21st, 2005, 12:26pm » |
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These are great! Langa
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Re: Sayings to Wear on Buttons
« Reply #2 on: Feb 21st, 2005, 2:20pm » |
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Hilarious!!
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