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Sayings to Wear on Buttons  
« on: Feb 21st, 2005, 12:10pm »
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RELATIONSHIP BUTTONS
 
1. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
 
2. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
 
3. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
 
4. Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
 
 
GENERAL LIFE  
 
5. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
 
6. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
 
7. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
 
8. Do I look like a freakin' people person?
 
9. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
 
 
OFFICE BUTTONS
 
10. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
 
11. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
 
12. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
 
13. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
 
 
GREAT INSULT BUTTONS
 
14. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
 
15. You! Off my planet!  
 
     
 
 
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Re: Sayings to Wear on Buttons  
« Reply #1 on: Feb 21st, 2005, 12:26pm »
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These are great!  laugh laugh laugh
 
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Re: Sayings to Wear on Buttons  
« Reply #2 on: Feb 21st, 2005, 2:20pm »
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Hilarious!!   laugh  laugh  laugh
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