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A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy  
« on: Feb 21st, 2005, 12:08pm »
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Ask any man, and he will tell you that any woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.
 
While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.  
 
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Re: A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy  
« Reply #1 on: Feb 21st, 2005, 12:24pm »
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on Feb 21st, 2005, 12:08pm, sandie99 wrote:
Ask any man, and he will tell you that any woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.
 
While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.  
 

 
when i read the first paragraph, it was the second paragraph, I was thinking about.  glad i was right.  laugh
 
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Re: A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy  
« Reply #2 on: Feb 21st, 2005, 2:21pm »
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laugh
I need 3....one has to rub my back.  Grin
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Re: A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy  
« Reply #3 on: Feb 21st, 2005, 2:53pm »
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ya, Ill take 4.. one to rub my back and one to give me a foot massage.  Wink
 
 
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« Reply #4 on: Feb 21st, 2005, 3:08pm »
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on Feb 21st, 2005, 12:24pm, Langa wrote:

when i read the first paragraph, it was the second paragraph, I was thinking about.  glad i was right.

And I thought that Langa would say that the guys must be naked...  Grin
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Re: A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy  
« Reply #5 on: Feb 21st, 2005, 3:17pm »
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on Feb 21st, 2005, 3:08pm, sandie99 wrote:

And I thought that Langa would say that the guys must be naked...  Grin

 
My girl Langa is getting my rep....  Wink     For so long, I was the only nympo here.... Cool
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on Feb 21st, 2005, 3:17pm, nani wrote:
My girl Langa is getting my rep....  Wink     For so long, I was the only nympo here....      Cool

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« Reply #7 on: Feb 21st, 2005, 9:28pm »
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on Feb 21st, 2005, 3:08pm, sandie99 wrote:

And I thought that Langa would say that the guys must be naked...  Grin

 
Forgive me sista, I wasn't feeling well this morning...i'm steadily getting better.  But you know me well...nekkid would sure be sweeeeeet...   Grin
 
And just because we can dream, here we go ladies:  
 
The triplets for housecleaning...
 

 

 
This would be nice w/o pants...hee, hee

And the masseuse...he's taking a little breather right now...oh my... Tongue
 

 
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Re: A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy  
« Reply #8 on: Feb 22nd, 2005, 8:30am »
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Thank you Thank you Sistah Langa....
 
Oh my eyes have feasted.... jaw_drop
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« Reply #9 on: Feb 22nd, 2005, 12:26pm »
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now that's my kind of working men! Grin
 
Thanks, Langa!
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Re: A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy  
« Reply #10 on: Feb 22nd, 2005, 1:16pm »
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I'm always here to bring some joy, however little or BIG, into my sister's lives...
 
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Re: A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy  
« Reply #11 on: Feb 22nd, 2005, 1:39pm »
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  I'm sorry...................did somebody call me? Grin
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Re: A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy  
« Reply #12 on: Feb 22nd, 2005, 1:50pm »
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on Feb 22nd, 2005, 1:39pm, Jimi wrote:
       I'm sorry...................did somebody call me? Grin

 
Not unless you wanna rub some feet and back…!
 
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Re: A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy  
« Reply #13 on: Feb 22nd, 2005, 1:55pm »
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   I'm tired of being treated like a piece of meat. I have feeling too you know! Tongue
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Re: A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy  
« Reply #14 on: Feb 22nd, 2005, 2:00pm »
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on Feb 22nd, 2005, 1:55pm, Jimi wrote:
   I'm tired of being treated like a piece of meat. I have feeling too you know! Tongue

 
Awww, poor baby.  Well,  you asked!  So either get to rubbing, or be gone with yourself.  
 
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