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sandie99
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Kids say the darnest things
« on: Feb 17th, 2005, 12:59pm » |
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; she's dead."
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Re: Kids say the darnest things
« Reply #1 on: Feb 17th, 2005, 1:46pm » |
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Re: Kids say the darnest things
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