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Old Ladies Coffee
« on: Feb 16th, 2005, 7:21pm » |
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The old ladies coffee
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how
important their children are. The first one tells her friends, "My son
is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever
he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my
son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three
women give her this subtle "Well...?"
She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hardbodied, well-hung,
male stripper.
Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My God....
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Re: Old Ladies Coffee
« Reply #1 on: Feb 16th, 2005, 7:23pm » |
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Re: Old Ladies Coffee
« Reply #2 on: Feb 16th, 2005, 7:24pm » |
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LMAO~ !!
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Re: Old Ladies Coffee
« Reply #3 on: Feb 16th, 2005, 7:40pm » |
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I kinda thought a few would like this one 
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Re: Old Ladies Coffee
« Reply #4 on: Feb 17th, 2005, 12:48pm » |
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I love it!
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Re: Old Ladies Coffee
« Reply #5 on: Feb 17th, 2005, 8:58pm » |
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She always gets it wrong, bless her. I'm 6'3".
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Re: Old Ladies Coffee
« Reply #6 on: Feb 17th, 2005, 9:17pm » |
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Re: Old Ladies Coffee
« Reply #7 on: Feb 18th, 2005, 2:31am » |
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Very funny, it reminds me of another one:
Four middle-aged businessmen are on the golf course. During their game, they all start bragging about their sons.
The first one says: "My son is a dentist. He's doing so well, he recently told me he bought his girlfriend a whole new wardrobe for her birthday."
The second one says: "Well, my son is a successful neurosurgeon. He bought his girlfriend a BMW for her birthday."
The third one says: "Yeah? Well my son is an up-and-coming hotshot attorney. He bought his girlfriend a first-class trip to Europe for her birthday!"
Finally, the fourth one says: "Well, my son may be gay, and he's only a waiter. But for his birthday last month he got a new wardrobe, a BMW and a trip to Europe, so he can't be doing TOO badly!"
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Re: Old Ladies Coffee
« Reply #8 on: Feb 27th, 2005, 9:08am » |
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LMAO Good one Joe!
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