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notseinfeld
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Bleeding Heart Asteroid
« on: Feb 16th, 2005, 1:04am » |
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Astronomers are telling us that a giant asteroid, over 300 yards wide, will narrowly miss the earth on April 13, 2029. That's 24 years from now. April 13, 2029, by the way, is a Friday the 13th. Democrats are already protesting the possibility of a preemptive strike on the asteroid.
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Re: Bleeding Heart Asteroid
« Reply #1 on: Feb 16th, 2005, 12:07pm » |
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and Republicans are already planning a preemptive strike on the asteroid even though it's going to miss the earth.
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Re: Bleeding Heart Asteroida
« Reply #2 on: Feb 16th, 2005, 8:55pm » |
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Agreed--for the sensible solution we must consult the Libertarians.
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Re: Bleeding Heart Asteroida
« Reply #3 on: Feb 16th, 2005, 9:21pm » |
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on Feb 16th, 2005, 8:55pm, notseinfeld wrote:| Agreed--for the sensible solution we must consult the Libertarians. |
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Re: Bleeding Heart Asteroid
« Reply #4 on: Feb 16th, 2005, 9:22pm » |
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Illigitimus Non Tatum Carborundum
If all men are endowed by their creator, why was mine so short sighted?
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Re: Bleeding Heart Asteroid
« Reply #5 on: Feb 16th, 2005, 9:23pm » |
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Hey ghost...are your personalities posting seperately? 
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Re: Bleeding Heart Asteroid
« Reply #6 on: Feb 17th, 2005, 3:06pm » |
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It must have a wmd on the asteroid.
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Re: Bleeding Heart Asteroid
« Reply #7 on: Feb 21st, 2005, 11:40am » |
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Kill all the asteriods and let the vacuum of space sort em out.
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Re: Bleeding Heart Asteroid
« Reply #8 on: Feb 21st, 2005, 12:03pm » |
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on Feb 16th, 2005, 9:23pm, nani wrote:| Hey ghost...are your personalities posting seperately? |
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