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Well what would you do?
« on: Feb 15th, 2005, 7:53pm » |
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>The owner of a golf course in Arkansas was confused about paying an
>invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
>He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the Univ. of
>Arkansas and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus
>14%, how much would you take off?"
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>The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my
>earrings."
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>You gotta love those Arkansas women.
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