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sandie99
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Politically Correct References to Women
« on: Feb 15th, 2005, 2:30pm » |
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She does not: Get PMS
She becomes: Hormonally Homicidal
She does not have: A Killer Body
She is: Terminally Attractive
She is not: A Bad Cook
She is: Microwave Compatible
She is not: A Bad Driver
She is: Automotively Challenged
She is not a: Perfect 10
She is: Numerically Superior
She is not: Easy
She is: Horizontally Accessible
She does not: Hate Sports On TV
She is: Athletically Biased
She does not get: Drunk
She is: Accidentally Over-Served
You do not ask her: To Dance
You request a: Pre-Coital Rhythmic Experience
She is not: A Gossip
She is a: Verbal Terminator
She does not: Work Out Too Much
She is an: Abdominal Overachiever
She does not have: A Great Butt
She is: Gluteus To The Maxius
She is not: Hooked On Soap Operas
She is: Melodramatically Fixated
She is not: Cold Or Frigid
She is: Thermally Incompatible
She does not: Wear Too Much Make-Up
She is: Cosmetically Oversaturated
She will never: Gain Weight
She will become: A Metabolic Underachiever
She is not: A Screamer Or Moaner
She is: Vocally Appreciative
She does not: Sun Bathe
She experiences: Solar Enhancement
Her breasts will never: Sag
They will: Lose Their Vertical Hold
She does not: Cut You Off
She becomes: Horizontally Inaccessible
She does not: Snore
She is: Nasally Repetitive
She does not have: Big Hooters
Her: Cups Runneth Over
She is not: Too Skinny
She is: Skeletally Prominent
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Re: Politically Correct References to Women
« Reply #1 on: Feb 15th, 2005, 3:23pm » |
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These are great! I love this one especially:
Quote:She does not have: A Great Butt
She is: Gluteus To The Maxius |
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Re: Politically Correct References to Women
« Reply #2 on: Feb 15th, 2005, 7:46pm » |
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   OMG im dying
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