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LeLimey
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Man Seeking Woman.........
« on: Feb 15th, 2005, 9:36am » |
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An actual ad in the London Times.
WANTED:
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
Now read only lines 1, 3 and 5.
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The arsehole I'm divorcing needs to get a life and stop stalking mine
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Langa
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Re: Man Seeking Woman.........
« Reply #1 on: Feb 15th, 2005, 10:51am » |
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Good one! 
Langa
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Re: Man Seeking Woman.........
« Reply #2 on: Feb 15th, 2005, 11:08am » |
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I just never realized there were actual situations where you really do need to read between the lines.
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sandie99
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Re: Man Seeking Woman.........
« Reply #3 on: Feb 15th, 2005, 12:16pm » |
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I wonder did the guy actually find this woman...?
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LeLimey
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Re: Man Seeking Woman.........
« Reply #4 on: Feb 15th, 2005, 7:24pm » |
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Sandie We've been together for seven years!!!  Only joking!!!
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Ghost
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Re: Man Seeking Woman.........
« Reply #5 on: Feb 15th, 2005, 7:43pm » |
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Where is she 
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