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Actual Atlanta juornal ad
« on: Feb 9th, 2005, 2:04pm »
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SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, race unimportant. I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play, take long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, fishing trips, and cozy winter nights by the fire. Really like a man with a pickup truck. A candlelight dinner will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever. laugh
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Re: Actual Atlanta juornal ad
« Reply #1 on: Feb 9th, 2005, 2:07pm »
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LMAO@!!
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Re: Actual Atlanta juornal ad
« Reply #2 on: Feb 9th, 2005, 2:10pm »
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Well at least the ad didnt lie.  crackup
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Re: Actual Atlanta juornal ad
« Reply #3 on: Feb 9th, 2005, 2:19pm »
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on Feb 9th, 2005, 2:10pm, ghost62 wrote:
Well at least the ad didnt lie.  crackup

 
Hey, me and all my friends would've run to the phone too if that ad had said "SINGLE BLACK MALE"... laugh
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Re: Actual Atlanta juornal ad
« Reply #4 on: Feb 10th, 2005, 1:26pm »
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Grin
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