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nani
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Bronx girls
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their
new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Connecticut, and bragged that
he
had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house
cleaning
that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days
but
on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all
washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Iowa. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any
results,
but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean,
the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Bronx girl. He boasted that he told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laund! ry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
said
the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and
he
could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite
to
eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
Gotta love those girls from The Bronx!
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Re: Bronx girls
« Reply #1 on: Feb 9th, 2005, 9:39am » |
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Girl, this cracked me up, being a Bronx girl myself!
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Re: Bronx girls
« Reply #2 on: Feb 9th, 2005, 9:40am » |
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When I read this, I thought it was written about us!
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Re: Bronx girls
« Reply #3 on: Feb 9th, 2005, 12:49pm » |
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Go Bronx girls! 
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