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So Much for Hygiene... (caution, female stuff)
« on: Feb 5th, 2005, 10:00pm » |
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I got this one from Joy, so some of you might have read this before...
THE WASH CLOTH
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed
everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to
his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making
such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So,
I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next
to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that area" to make sure I was at
least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some
clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called. Knowing the procedure,
as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the
room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles
away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra
effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond. After the appointment, I
heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal... some
shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom,
"Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter
and sparkles saved inside it."
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