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AlienSpaceBabe
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Jacob and Gracie were getting ready to go out to dinner. Gracie comes out of the bedroom and says to Jacob, "Darling, do you want me to wear this Chanel suit or shall I put on the Gucci outfit?"
"What do I care?" Jacob replies.
Gracie then asks, "Darling, shall I wear my Rolex or my Cartier watch?"
"Who gives a damn?" says Jacob.
Gracie then says to Jacob "Darling, shall I wear my 5 carat pear or my 6 carat round diamond?"
To which Jacob responds "Hey, if you don't get your act together, and soon, we are going to miss the Early Bird Special!"
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