Yet Another Bulletin Board

Welcome, Guest. Please Login or Register.
Nov 22nd, 2024, 6:19pm

Home Home Help Help Search Search Members Members Member Map Member Map Login Login Register Register
Clusterheadaches.com Message Board « It's a Man thing I guess »


   Clusterheadaches.com Message Board
   New Message Board Archives
   2005 Funnies and Jokes
(Moderator: DJ)
   It's a Man thing I guess
« Previous topic | Next topic »
Pages: 1  Reply Reply Notify of replies Notify of replies Send Topic Send Topic Print Print
   Author  Topic: It's a Man thing I guess  (Read 398 times)
Redd
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
USA 
*****






   
Email

Gender: female
Posts: 6661
It's a Man thing I guess
« on: Feb 4th, 2005, 8:44am »
Quote Quote Modify Modify

IP Logged

I saw an act of faith today. A man was on his knees, not in a pew in a Church, but in a garden planting seeds. ~~Unknown
Langa
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
USA 
*****




So many donuts, such little time...

   


Gender: female
Posts: 4179
Re: It's a Man thing I guess
« Reply #1 on: Feb 4th, 2005, 8:48am »
Quote Quote Modify Modify

spit  crackup
 
Going to get windex and paper towels to clean the coffee off my screen now...
 
Langa
IP Logged

When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.
Biker
New Board Old Timer
USA 
****



OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

   


Gender: male
Posts: 268
Re: It's a Man thing I guess
« Reply #2 on: Feb 4th, 2005, 4:24pm »
Quote Quote Modify Modify

We see horses, cattle, dogs, cats, and other wildlife screwing all the time.   Its nice to live in the country.  Its a fact of life.   You think thats funny?   Ya outta see people screwing.   Now that-----is funny---and should be kept out of sight.    
  The gal is in heet, and the stud is doing his job.  Think about that in human terms.    
   She is lettin him spread seed, and she is about to collect 20 years of child support.    
   Thats funny.
IP Logged

Ride it like ya stole it.
Langa
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
USA 
*****




So many donuts, such little time...

   


Gender: female
Posts: 4179
Re: It's a Man thing I guess
« Reply #3 on: Feb 4th, 2005, 4:33pm »
Quote Quote Modify Modify

John, you have a very unique way of seeing things and I sense some bitterness....
 
But ya know I love ya anyways... Grin
 
Langa
IP Logged

When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.
Biker
New Board Old Timer
USA 
****



OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

   


Gender: male
Posts: 268
Re: It's a Man thing I guess
« Reply #4 on: Feb 4th, 2005, 8:01pm »
Quote Quote Modify Modify

Thinkin back 25 years ago-----twas either love or lust,   I though love at the time.   I figure she and I would still be together if not for those blood scuking, money gathering,  scum of the earth, attornies.   Them attornies offered her the moon, stars, and the farm for having a couple of kids---then dumping me.   Well,  She still has the moon, and stars to gaze at.    A couple of adult children.  15 years of my child support.  Half my earned wages for 15 friggin years.   Yea, Im a bit bitter.  
    I still have the land, her kids have left her, and she owes more bucks than when I first met her.  
     Life has its rewards.    What goes around, comes around.      
     All I have is these dayumm headaches----but I have found help.   Debt has no help.   Kiddos still speak to me, and their mom is lost in the city.    
 Currently finishing up second marriage.  She is a country gal----no foul.   She is a good woman.  We just cannot live together  at this point in time.    
     In the summer when I get CH attacks,   I become an intollarable man-thing.    My bad.    I choose not to have company.    I believe I would choose death than to expose another person to what I deal with.    It gets right embarrassing.
IP Logged

Ride it like ya stole it.
Ghost
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
USA 
*****



Farting relieves the pressure

   


Gender: male
Posts: 4024
Re: It's a Man thing I guess
« Reply #5 on: Feb 4th, 2005, 8:24pm »
Quote Quote Modify Modify

spit
IP Logged

Illigitimus Non Tatum Carborundum
If all men are endowed by their creator, why was mine so short sighted?

***WARNING*** Oxygen will rust your pipes!Wink
Ghost
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
USA 
*****



Farting relieves the pressure

   


Gender: male
Posts: 4024
Re: It's a Man thing I guess
« Reply #6 on: Feb 4th, 2005, 8:25pm »
Quote Quote Modify Modify

I thought she burned that Picture
IP Logged

Illigitimus Non Tatum Carborundum
If all men are endowed by their creator, why was mine so short sighted?

***WARNING*** Oxygen will rust your pipes!Wink
sandie99
New Board Hall of Famer
Finland 
*****




Wish it, dream it, do it - inspite the pain!

   


Gender: female
Posts: 10429
Re: It's a Man thing I guess
« Reply #7 on: Feb 6th, 2005, 5:56am »
Quote Quote Modify Modify

Real stud there... laugh
IP Logged

CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!

"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)

"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)


Pages: 1  Reply Reply Notify of replies Notify of replies Send Topic Send Topic Print Print

« Previous topic | Next topic »


Clusterheadaches.com Message Board » Powered by YaBB 1 Gold - SP 1.3.1!
YaBB © 2000-2003. All Rights Reserved.


©1998-2010 Web Vision Enterprises All rights reserved. All information on this site is protected by international copyright laws. You may not re-distribute any information from this site without written permission from Web Vision Enterprises and the webmaster of this site. Violators will be prosecuted.
You may view our privacy policy and financial disclosure statement here

test rss