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Breakfast of champions.
« on: Feb 2nd, 2005, 11:58am »
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Presidential Brunch
 
 One morning, Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a  restaurant. The attractive waitress asked Cheney what he would like and he replied: "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit".
 When she asked George Bush what he would like, he replied:  "How about a quickie?"
"Why Mr. President, how rude!  You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton. I'm disgusted!"
 As the waitress stormed off, Cheney leaned over to Bush and  whispered:   "It's pronounced  'Quiche'."
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