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AussieBrian
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The Hungry Duck
« on: Jan 26th, 2005, 10:32pm » |
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A duck walks into the bar and says, "Got any bread?"
The Barman says, "No."
The duck says, "Got any bread?"
The barman says, "No."
"Got any bread?"
"No."
"Got any bread?"
"NO!"
"Got any bread?"
"There's No Bloody BREAD!"
"Got any bread?"
"Get outa here before I NAIL YOUR BLOODY BEAK TO THE BAR!!!"
"Got any nails?"
"No."
"Got any bread?"
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Re: The Hungry Duck
« Reply #1 on: Jan 27th, 2005, 9:24am » |
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 Now that was funny.
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Re: The Hungry Duck
« Reply #2 on: Jan 27th, 2005, 1:10pm » |
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Re: The Hungry Duck
« Reply #3 on: Jan 27th, 2005, 3:28pm » |
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Cute!
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Re: The Hungry Duck
« Reply #4 on: Jan 27th, 2005, 5:57pm » |
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I love it, its one of those jokes that is SO bad its brilliant, laughed myself silly here! Thanks!
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Re: The Hungry Duck
« Reply #5 on: Jan 28th, 2005, 3:30am » |
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 I've heard the same with a bunny asking for carrots!
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