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daffyswacky
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The Washcloth....
« on: Jan 24th, 2005, 8:03pm » |
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>There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!
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>I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist
>later in the week. Early one morning, I received a
>call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had
>been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had
>only just packed everyone off to work and school, and
>it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office
>took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to
>spare.
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>As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort
>over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I
>wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I
>rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
>washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave
>myself a quick wash in "that area" to make sure I was
>at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the
>clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car
>and raced to my appointment.
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>I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when
>I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure
>you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the
>other side of the room and pretended that I was in
>Parisor some other place a million miles away.
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>I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we
>have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I
>didn't respond.
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>After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and
>went home. The rest of the day was normal... some
>shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.
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>After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing,
>she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my
>washcloth?"
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>I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She
>replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the
>sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
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Re: The Washcloth....
« Reply #1 on: Jan 24th, 2005, 8:13pm » |
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Re: The Washcloth....
« Reply #2 on: Jan 24th, 2005, 9:06pm » |
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Good one!
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Re: The Washcloth....
« Reply #3 on: Jan 25th, 2005, 2:04pm » |
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Been 3 minutes, and Im still laughing. Got kinda sparkley there did ya?
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Re: The Washcloth....
« Reply #4 on: Jan 25th, 2005, 2:22pm » |
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I LOVE IT best laugh I had all morning scary thing is a person can really see that happening!
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Re: The Washcloth....
« Reply #5 on: Jan 25th, 2005, 7:02pm » |
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Bloody brilliant! Cringing in sympathy!!
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Re: The Washcloth....
« Reply #6 on: Jan 26th, 2005, 4:09am » |
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Re: The Washcloth....
« Reply #7 on: Jul 27th, 2005, 10:52pm » |
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Re: The Washcloth....
« Reply #8 on: Jul 27th, 2005, 11:11pm » |
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Don't be surprised if you're just a little more popular than usual at your next visit. That's gonna' be a tough one to top. 
Tom
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Re: The Washcloth....
« Reply #9 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 8:51am » |
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ROFLMAO!! *tears from laughing so hard*
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