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Dogs...
« on: Jan 18th, 2005, 9:37am »
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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his  tongue.
-Anonymous
 
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers
 
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.!  
-Will Rogers
 
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
 
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
 
The average dog is a nicer p erson than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
 
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam
 
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud
 
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner
 
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley
 
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
 
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber
 
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown
 
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
 
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork,
half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler
 
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
 
Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
-Dave Miliman
 
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
 
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry
 
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
 
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
 
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
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« Reply #1 on: Jan 18th, 2005, 4:18pm »
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I'm sitting here nodding to all of them!! Thanks Langa! laugh
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