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For men and women...how to impress your partner
« on: Jan 17th, 2005, 8:52pm »
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To impress a woman:
 
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile
at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage
her. Believe in her.  Cuddle with her. Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy
her flowers.
Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the
ends of the earth
and back
again for
her.
 
To impress a man:
 
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.
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Re: For men and women...how to impress your partne
« Reply #1 on: Jan 18th, 2005, 8:59am »
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To impress a woman:  
 
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her.  
Compliment her.  
Smile  
at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her.  
Romance her.  
Encourage  
her. Believe in her.  Cuddle with her. Shop with her.  
Give her jewelry.  
Buy  
her flowers.  
Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the  
ends of the earth  
and back  
again for  
her.

 
Is that too much to ask?  I don't think so... Grin
 
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