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Charlie
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Number Please.
« on: Dec 10th, 2005, 3:56pm » |
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((((RING))))
**Pick Up** "Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul "
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
Paul."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now"
Brief Pause
"Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on
the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
"Okay Daddy, just a minute" A few minutes later the little girl comes back
to the phone.
"I did it Daddy"
"And what happened honey?" he asked
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh no!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and
he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess
he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit
the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause**
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?? ... Is this 486-5731?"
Charlie
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Re: Number Please.
« Reply #1 on: Dec 10th, 2005, 4:57pm » |
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Re: Number Please.
« Reply #2 on: Dec 10th, 2005, 5:18pm » |
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Too funny, Charlie....LMMFAO 
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