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BarbaraD
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Morning News......
« on: Dec 10th, 2005, 6:28am » |
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Morning news
I think this one will put a smile on your face.
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra
when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured
and unconscious.
Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an
American Marine in similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first
aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked
the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and
moving north along the highway here, and coming
south was a heavily armed insurgent. Seeing each
other, we both took cover in the ditches alongside
the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was
a miserable lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back
that Senator Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing,
left wing liberal drunk.. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin
dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman!
He retaliated by saying "Oh Yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton."
"We were standing there in the middle of the road,
shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
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Re: Morning News......
« Reply #1 on: Dec 10th, 2005, 6:41am » |
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"If you just take time to discuss things - common ground isn't so far off after all. 
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Re: Morning News......
« Reply #2 on: Dec 10th, 2005, 6:44am » |
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