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Re: Dear Santa....I've been good this year.
« Reply #1 on: Dec 8th, 2005, 10:34am » |
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My mother told me there is only one way to get Santa to bring you what you want with out Mrs. C shooting your butt.
Sit on his lap and talk dirty. 
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Re: Dear Santa....I've been good this year.
« Reply #2 on: Dec 8th, 2005, 10:37am » |
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Well, Pat, only Santa REALLY knows if you have been naughty or nice  I hope you get your wish. 
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Re: Dear Santa....I've been good this year.
« Reply #3 on: Dec 8th, 2005, 11:28am » |
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Well, I sure hope you get your wish this year Pat...
By the way, i'm leaving donuts and milk out, cookies are too lame...
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Re: Dear Santa....I've been good this year.
« Reply #4 on: Dec 8th, 2005, 11:37am » |
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on Dec 8th, 2005, 11:28am, Langa wrote:cookies are too lame...
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HA! That's cuz you haven't had Chez Melly's white flour, sugar and chocolate delacacies. (or however the fuck you spell it)
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Re: Dear Santa....I've been good this year.
« Reply #5 on: Dec 8th, 2005, 11:40am » |
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on Dec 8th, 2005, 11:28am, Langa wrote:Well, I sure hope you get your wish this year Pat...
By the way, i'm leaving donuts and milk out, cookies are too lame...
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WOOHOO!!! Donuts and milk!!! Um... Make sure that it's that Irish milk. You know...The stuff that says Baileys on the container?
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Just poke out my eye and get it over with!!!
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Re: Dear Santa....I've been good this year.
« Reply #6 on: Dec 8th, 2005, 1:11pm » |
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on Dec 8th, 2005, 11:40am, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:
WOOHOO!!! Donuts and milk!!! Um... Make sure that it's that Irish milk. You know...The stuff that says Baileys on the container? |
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mmmmmmm BAILEYS! Gotta love that stuff although I HAVE noticed a problem with it. It starts to evaporate as soon as you open the bottle. I mean... I couldn't really have drunk a whole bottle by myself otherwise could I?
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Re: Dear Santa....I've been good this year.
« Reply #7 on: Dec 8th, 2005, 1:54pm » |
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Helen,
I was going to tell you that if you drink it fast enough, the evaporation problem isn't a problem but it looks like you had that one figured out already.
Pat 
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Re: Dear Santa....I've been good this year.
« Reply #8 on: Dec 8th, 2005, 4:56pm » |
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No, no, no. Oooey Gooey Butter Bars and some Amaretto! Santa absolutely cannot resist, and gives me what I want. I've been sooooo good this year! 
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Re: Dear Santa....I've been good this year.
« Reply #9 on: Dec 8th, 2005, 5:11pm » |
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I'm leaving Santa a huge bottle of Lambrusco and some Gramma's Fudge since I can't have either right now. 
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Re: Dear Santa....I've been good this year.
« Reply #10 on: Dec 8th, 2005, 6:03pm » |
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Who's Santa? 
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Re: Dear Santa....I've been good this year.
« Reply #11 on: Dec 8th, 2005, 7:33pm » |
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A really, really cute old guy, with a big belly and a long white beard, wears a red suit and who has a gazillion bucks to spend on nobody but you!
Works for me
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Lean on me when you're not strong
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Re: Dear Santa....I've been good this year.
« Reply #12 on: Dec 8th, 2005, 8:02pm » |
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on Dec 8th, 2005, 9:24am, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:
It ain't lookin good bro
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Re: Dear Santa....I've been good this year.
« Reply #13 on: Dec 8th, 2005, 10:54pm » |
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Forget Santa...i'm comin over for snack... 
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Re: Dear Santa....I've been good this year.
« Reply #14 on: Dec 9th, 2005, 3:43am » |
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Sandy have you ever tried Amaretto and Baileys mixed? 60% baileys 40% amaretto? sounds disgusting but oh wow.. its fanflippintastic! Unfortunately the mix evaporates even faster than either spirit alone as evidenced by the night my friend Lisa and I got through 2 bottles of each.. litre bottles of the Baileys too 
In our house Santa gets a glass of orange juice (he's driving as my kids point out) and biscuits (cookies) that the kids make on Christmas eve.. I just hope they don't poison the poor old guy!
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