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Christmas Cookies
« on: Dec 2nd, 2005, 2:58pm » |
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Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, set aside, check the Quervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar... Beat again
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still
OK, try another cup. You cant bee to carefel.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the friggin fruit off the floor...Mix on the turner.. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beeterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next,shift two cups of salt or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher and enjoy!!!
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It never fails that every year I read that, I can't help but smile and laugh a little. Even with the crap that is going on in my life right now.
Thanks CHicken.
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Re: Christmas Cookies
« Reply #2 on: Dec 2nd, 2005, 3:03pm » |
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Sounds a whole lot like my fruit cake recipe.....
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Re: Christmas Cookies
« Reply #3 on: Dec 2nd, 2005, 3:20pm » |
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on Dec 2nd, 2005, 3:02pm, Melissa wrote:It never fails that every year I read that, I can't help but smile and laugh a little. Even with the crap that is going on in my life right now.
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Re: Christmas Cookies
« Reply #4 on: Dec 2nd, 2005, 3:28pm » |
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Barb you sound like my kind of cook! 
Mel... I think Capon suits Ghost better.. you know.. one of those SEXLESS birds!!
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Re: Christmas Cookies
« Reply #5 on: Dec 2nd, 2005, 4:01pm » |
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Jose Cuervo must have been famous for his nuts.
As well as his fruit cake?
PS: Trying to keep a stiff upper leg lip here
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Re: Christmas Cookies
« Reply #6 on: Dec 2nd, 2005, 4:05pm » |
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on Dec 2nd, 2005, 3:28pm, LeLimey wrote:Barb you sound like my kind of cook!
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Re: Christmas Cookies
« Reply #7 on: Dec 2nd, 2005, 5:11pm » |
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LMAO!
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Re: Christmas Cookies
« Reply #8 on: Dec 2nd, 2005, 11:19pm » |
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Not far from the glogg making parties.
We used 3 or 4 bottles of vodka and cheap port wine as a "base" in which we dunked all the spices in the hot alcoholic brew. I don't remember much about these parties. We did a lot of testing.
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Re: Christmas Cookies
« Reply #9 on: Dec 3rd, 2005, 4:39am » |
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That sound relaxed cooking to me...
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