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Lizzie2
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Can't sleep!
« on: Dec 1st, 2005, 11:14am » |
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Somebody read me a story?
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Once upon a time there was a woman named, uh.. Gertie, who sat at her puter trying to put something on eBay to sell. Her head was bothering her, as it had for the past 2 hours, and so while she waited and waited for the Aleve to kick in, she had to deal with her 2 year old boy eating markers, her dog who would shred kleenex from the garbage, and the noise of the dishwasher sounding like it was gonna explode. Not only that, her stupid Emerson switchboard kept ringing and ringing, knocking her offline ever 4 minutes because it was a piece of CRAP, and then only to find out she kept reconnecting at 14.4kbps!!!!!!!!!!!
To make a long story short, she made plans to go out of town for the next day, will drink beer & margaritas and eat like a fucking PIG cause she just don't CARE!
The end.
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Lizzie2
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Re: Can't sleep!
« Reply #2 on: Dec 1st, 2005, 11:30am » |
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I like that one.  Screw work tonight...I wanna go join Gertie for beer and eating like a pig.
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Re: Can't sleep!
« Reply #3 on: Dec 1st, 2005, 4:20pm » |
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You two girls just ain't RIGHT!!!!
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Re: Can't sleep!
« Reply #4 on: Dec 1st, 2005, 4:39pm » |
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Once upon a time there was a stiff legged goat.
Everyone build on to it ok
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Re: Can't sleep!
« Reply #5 on: Dec 1st, 2005, 5:05pm » |
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.... that was wearing a plaid skirt...
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Re: Can't sleep!
« Reply #6 on: Dec 1st, 2005, 5:15pm » |
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I can't believe that I have to bang my
Head against this wall again
But the blows they have just a little more
Space in-between them
Gonna take a breath and try again.
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Re: Can't sleep!
« Reply #7 on: Dec 1st, 2005, 5:48pm » |
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on Dec 1st, 2005, 5:05pm, Rock_Lobster wrote:| .... that was wearing a plaid skirt... |
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.....Which came flying off when the Mule mounted the goat.....
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It is up to YOU to educate yourself and then help your doctor plan your treatment. If you just sit down in front of your doctor and say "make me better" you are setting yourself up for a great deal of pain.
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Re: Can't sleep!
« Reply #8 on: Dec 1st, 2005, 9:04pm » |
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Quote:| .....Which came flying off when the Mule mounted the goat..... |
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Dear God! The child wants to sleep - not have nightmares for the next 6 months! 
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Re: Can't sleep!
« Reply #9 on: Dec 1st, 2005, 9:10pm » |
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on Dec 1st, 2005, 9:04pm, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:
Dear God! The child wants to sleep - not have nightmares for the next 6 months! |
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I almost pissed myself on that one.....LMMFAO
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It is up to YOU to educate yourself and then help your doctor plan your treatment. If you just sit down in front of your doctor and say "make me better" you are setting yourself up for a great deal of pain.
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Re: Can't sleep!
« Reply #10 on: Dec 1st, 2005, 9:16pm » |
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on Dec 1st, 2005, 9:04pm, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:
Dear God! The child wants to sleep - not have nightmares for the next 6 months! |
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haha Yes.. Image..burned...into my retinas.... AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It's gonna be such a freaking long night. 3 baths and weights plus feedings at midnight, 3am, and 6am... If you're awake at 4am, think of me...
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Re: Can't sleep!
« Reply #11 on: Dec 2nd, 2005, 4:00am » |
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It's 9am here so its 4am there.. I'm thinking of you Carrie
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Re: Can't sleep!
« Reply #12 on: Dec 2nd, 2005, 8:52am » |
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on Dec 2nd, 2005, 4:00am, LeLimey wrote:| It's 9am here so its 4am there.. I'm thinking of you Carrie |
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Aww that's sweet - I was thinking of you too because at that point, I was running around like a nut trying to finish up my 3rd kid who was due to eat by 3am, and I was thinking how much I'd rather be in London already!!!
It's now almost 9am here, so that means night night...I hope.... no work until Monday day shift now (7am-3pm) - thank GOD!
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