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Slammy
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Going to France
« on: Nov 29th, 2005, 5:34pm » |
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on business next Sunday! Actually, I will be flying into Zurich and taking the train to Basel and then to Mulhouse. It's a busy trip, but I am going to try and take some pictures! I wonder if there are any Swiss or French Slammettes along the way.... 
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Re: Going to France
« Reply #1 on: Nov 29th, 2005, 5:40pm » |
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If they give you any shit in France, just look at them and start singing any German song....LMAO 
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Re: Going to France
« Reply #2 on: Nov 29th, 2005, 5:54pm » |
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Ueli's Swiss, Slammy.
But I don't think you're his type. 
bon voyage mon ami. (that's it. that's all the French I know).
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Re: Going to France
« Reply #3 on: Nov 29th, 2005, 7:47pm » |
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What part of France are you going to Slammy and what days? Next week is busy but if I can get there I will  There are some dirt cheap flights from here to there and there's always Eurotunnel so let me know!
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Re: Going to France
« Reply #4 on: Nov 29th, 2005, 8:21pm » |
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She said "Eurotunnel"
Have fun dude,
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Re: Going to France
« Reply #5 on: Nov 29th, 2005, 8:24pm » |
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Have fun ... and be grateful you don't have a car on the street!
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Re: Going to France
« Reply #6 on: Nov 29th, 2005, 8:55pm » |
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"Eurotunnel" 
I really hate that I missed the boat.....sorry I missed out on all this travelling. You younger types really get around.
Have a good trip Slammy. 
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Re: Going to Francek
« Reply #7 on: Nov 29th, 2005, 9:02pm » |
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Re: Going to France
« Reply #8 on: Nov 29th, 2005, 9:10pm » |
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From Oxnard to No. Carolina to France....my my my, Jim. You ARE the world traveler, aren't you hon.?
Margi is correct about Ueli. Look him and his cat up if you can. Hell of a nice guy. (He is sometimes on here late at night)
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Re: Going to France
« Reply #9 on: Nov 29th, 2005, 10:12pm » |
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heres a joke but I wouldn't repeat it in France LOL
have a fun,safe and painfree trip
An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread,
butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him.
The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"
American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform
them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Frenchman has a smirk on
his face.
The American listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
American: "Of Course."
Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).
"We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then! we put all the
peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into
jam and sell the jam to the states."
After a moment of silence, The American then asks: "Do you have sex in
France?"
Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.
American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."
American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them,
melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them to France."
don't mean to offend any of our French clusterhead just thought it was funny.
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Re: Going to France
« Reply #10 on: Nov 29th, 2005, 10:28pm » |
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Re: Going to France
« Reply #11 on: Nov 30th, 2005, 7:00am » |
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Have fun.... Don't even TRY to drive -- you'll lose!!! Lived there for a year, but I'm a woman - I can handle driving like that!
And take warm clothes -- if you go anywhere near Paris - it's colder than a witches's tit this time of year.
There's some "good" people in France - you just have to look for them...
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Re: Going to France
« Reply #12 on: Nov 30th, 2005, 7:35am » |
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Tourist in Paris, obviously dying for the toilet, when a Gendarme said 'Monsieur, this way'.
Led him down a lane and around the corner into a beautiful garden where he was able to relieve himself privately on a lawn amongst the loveliest rose bushes.
'Wow', said the tourist. 'That's what I call courtesy!'
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Re: Going to France
« Reply #13 on: Nov 30th, 2005, 8:24am » |
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Are you going in Paris?
Nice City... nice people....
Enjoy your days in Europa
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Re: Going to France
« Reply #14 on: Nov 30th, 2005, 2:01pm » |
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I won't be going to Paris. I'm flying into Zurich and taking a train into Basel, then Mulhouse. So, I guess I am near the Franco-Swiss border. 
I'll be there through the 11th.
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Re: Going to France
« Reply #15 on: Dec 1st, 2005, 9:13am » |
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Zurich is a university city, lots of slammettes and really great shopping!
While you are in France, memorize this phrase: (unless you do speak french)
Je ne parle pas en francais, parlez vous en anglais?
And do NOT ask any girls: Voulez vous couchez avec moi c'est soir.
(don't yell at my spelling, it's been a long time since I had to speak french)
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lmao Cat
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Re: Going to France
« Reply #17 on: Dec 1st, 2005, 2:22pm » |
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on Dec 1st, 2005, 9:13am, catlind wrote:
And do NOT ask any girls: Voulez vous couchez avec moi c'est soir.
(don't yell at my spelling, it's been a long time since I had to speak french)
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hell, Cat.... I've never had to ask that in English!
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Re: Going to France
« Reply #18 on: Dec 1st, 2005, 2:29pm » |
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on Dec 1st, 2005, 2:22pm, Slammy wrote:
hell, Cat.... I've never had to ask that in English!
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Aww .... isn't that sweet?! A man who isn't too proud to beg
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Re: Going to France
« Reply #19 on: Dec 1st, 2005, 4:21pm » |
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on Dec 1st, 2005, 2:29pm, LeLimey wrote:
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There's alot of stuff that Slammy's not too proud to do... but beggin' isn't one of them!
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