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Donna_D.
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Caption Contest V
« on: Nov 23rd, 2005, 9:10am » |
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Re: Caption Contest V
« Reply #1 on: Nov 23rd, 2005, 9:11am » |
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Re: Caption Contest V
« Reply #2 on: Nov 23rd, 2005, 9:34am » |
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Re: Caption Contest V
« Reply #3 on: Nov 23rd, 2005, 9:43am » |
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Re: Caption Contest V
« Reply #4 on: Nov 23rd, 2005, 10:06am » |
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Re: Caption Contest V
« Reply #5 on: Nov 23rd, 2005, 10:17am » |
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Who all thinks that Joe's strange fascination with dressing as the Good Humor Man has become a problem for the family raise your hand.
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Re: Caption Contest V
« Reply #6 on: Nov 23rd, 2005, 2:50pm » |
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Re: Caption Contest V
« Reply #7 on: Nov 23rd, 2005, 3:56pm » |
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Re: Caption Contest V
« Reply #8 on: Nov 23rd, 2005, 6:03pm » |
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Four out of five Saints fans think the team will win the Super Bowl next year.
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Jeepgun's got my vote, fu-n-n-n-n-n-n-y! Can only riff on his.
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Re: Caption Contest V
« Reply #10 on: Nov 23rd, 2005, 9:56pm » |
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Re: Caption Contest V
« Reply #11 on: Nov 23rd, 2005, 11:05pm » |
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on Nov 23rd, 2005, 6:03pm, stevegeebe wrote:Four out of five Saints fans think the team will win the Super Bowl next year.
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Re: Caption Contest V
« Reply #12 on: Nov 24th, 2005, 12:07pm » |
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Re: Caption Contest V
« Reply #13 on: Nov 25th, 2005, 3:54pm » |
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 Everyone who wants nose hole raise your hand!
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