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Things You're Allowed to say on Thanksgiving...
« on: Nov 22nd, 2005, 5:25pm » |
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1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. Are you ready for seconds yet?
7. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
8. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
9. Don't play with your meat.
10. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
11. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
12. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
13. You still have a little bit on your chin.
14. How long will it take after you stick it in?
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Re: Things You're Allowed to say on Thanksgiving..
« Reply #1 on: Nov 22nd, 2005, 5:30pm » |
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Re: Things You're Allowed to say on Thanksgiving..
« Reply #2 on: Nov 22nd, 2005, 5:43pm » |
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Things You're NOT Allowed to say on Thanksgiving..
« Reply #3 on: Nov 22nd, 2005, 8:59pm » |
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And remember, at the Thanksgiving dinner table good conversation is part of the meal.
Never talk about:
politics
religion
sex
bodily functions
relatives that are not present
“That’s not the way my mom prepares it.”
the boil you had lanced last month or
that sore pimple on your back
how much money you make
how little money you make
“My kids are just precocious, your’s are just rotten”
how unfair your teenage son’s court ordered ‘volunteer work’ is
this could go on forever.
Have a Happy TurkeyDay.
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Re: Things You're Allowed to say on Thanksgiving..
« Reply #4 on: Nov 23rd, 2005, 10:20am » |
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Oh yeah: Try to keep the F-bomb from slipping out. "Mom? Can you pass the fuckin' gravy, please?" usually doesn't go over very well. Not at all. Thus speaks the voice of experience...  
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Re: Things You're Allowed to say on Thanksgiving..
« Reply #5 on: Nov 23rd, 2005, 10:51am » |
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Or say to my sister-in-law whom I hate "Hey you don't sweat much for a fat chick" 
Seeya,
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Re: Things You're Allowed to say on Thanksgiving..
« Reply #6 on: Nov 23rd, 2005, 7:20pm » |
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Good stuff kids.  
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Re: Things You're Allowed to say on Thanksgiving..
« Reply #7 on: Nov 24th, 2005, 7:17am » |
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on Nov 23rd, 2005, 10:51am, jimmers wrote:| Or say to my sister-in-law whom I hate "Hey you don't sweat much for a fat chick" |
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THANK YOU for the idea! 
(are you sure we don't have the same sil??)
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