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This is so hawt...
« on: Nov 21st, 2005, 4:37pm » |
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http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-13466788,00.html?f=rss
Teen's Mannequin Love-In
Updated: 15:21, Monday November 21, 2005
A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.
Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.
Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.
"That's the only way I know how to put it."
Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.
If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.
Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.
"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."
... You'd think with a name like that he wouldn't have to resort to nailing dummies.
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Re: This is so hawt...
« Reply #1 on: Nov 21st, 2005, 4:41pm » |
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Do they expect the dummy to testify as to the nature of the activity between "it" and Mr. Plentyhorse and will they convict based soley on "it's" testimony...
Inquiring minds want to know...
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« Reply #2 on: Nov 21st, 2005, 4:45pm » |
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Don't knock "It" Donna.. "It" probably has a higher IQ than her boyfriend! 
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« Reply #3 on: Nov 21st, 2005, 4:51pm » |
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on Nov 21st, 2005, 4:45pm, LeLimey wrote:| Don't knock "It" Donna.. "It" probably has a higher IQ than her boyfriend! |
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Whew!!
At first I thought you were going to tell me 'Don't knock "it" til you have tried "it" '
Could have gone a whole nuther direction....
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« Reply #4 on: Nov 21st, 2005, 5:02pm » |
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Oh come on Donna.. women always have sex with dummies!
Its the only time men show any signs of brains.. when they are plugged into a higher intelligence 
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« Reply #5 on: Nov 21st, 2005, 5:17pm » |
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OOOOOOOO...Helen you're good.....
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« Reply #6 on: Nov 21st, 2005, 5:17pm » |
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LMAO!! 
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« Reply #7 on: Nov 21st, 2005, 5:32pm » |
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Ok, just playing devil's advocate here... the guy's COULD get even here and say somn like she was prolly better than some of the women they've had.
SO BE NICE!
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They caught a 17 year old here masterbateing with a pair of panties off the rack in walmart. His mother was even in the store when he did it. Ladies look before you buy.
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on Nov 21st, 2005, 5:33pm, maffumatt wrote:| They caught a 17 year old here masterbateing with a pair of panties off the rack in walmart. His mother was even in the store when he did it. Ladies look before you buy. |
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ohmygawd, my daughter and I saw a teenage kid playing with himself in the toy section in front of the Barbies at Walmart a couple years back! We called over an employee who got the security guard, they got on their walkie-talkies & said " He's back" and took off running after him! ewwwwwwww!
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on Nov 21st, 2005, 5:40pm, JenniferD wrote:
ohmygawd, my daughter and I saw a teenage kid playing with himself in the toy section in front of the Barbies at Walmart a couple years back! We called over an employee who got the security guard, they got on their walkie-talkies & said " He's back" and took off running after him! ewwwwwwww!
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Barbie is soooooooo hawt!
   
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« Reply #11 on: Nov 21st, 2005, 6:01pm » |
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Thats cos you're built like Ken if the toilet walls are anything to go by!
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« Reply #12 on: Nov 21st, 2005, 8:20pm » |
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Do dummbies produce little idiots ? Dummy in the tummy Pam
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« Reply #13 on: Nov 21st, 2005, 8:43pm » |
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Wasn't there a movie like this back in the 80's?
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« Reply #14 on: Nov 21st, 2005, 9:04pm » |
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Yeah I jus seen it on the comedy station a while back......the name of the movie is......Mannequin......imagine that Pam
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« Reply #15 on: Nov 21st, 2005, 9:28pm » |
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Me thinks the kid saw that movie too..... 
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« Reply #16 on: Nov 21st, 2005, 9:39pm » |
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How old was the mannequin?
What's the age of consent in South Dakota?
Maybe the mannequin seduced the Plentyhorse.
Jeez, it's not like it was a watermelon in Piggly Wiggley.
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« Reply #17 on: Nov 21st, 2005, 9:46pm » |
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Or an Apple Pie on the counter.....
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« Reply #18 on: Nov 22nd, 2005, 12:17am » |
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kinda' gives a new meaning to having a "woody"
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« Reply #19 on: Nov 22nd, 2005, 3:10am » |
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Sex for dummies.
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« Reply #20 on: Nov 22nd, 2005, 4:53am » |
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Talk about you ultimate dry hump...
Keep her away from Captin Kirk.
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« Reply #21 on: Nov 22nd, 2005, 10:40am » |
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With a name like Plentyhorse...you'd think he wouldn't have a problem getting a girlfriend.
The real question here...is was it consensual. Those mannequins standing there with the stiff nipples. You know they're just asking for it.
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« Reply #23 on: Nov 22nd, 2005, 10:04pm » |
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sicker yet... last I knew mannequins are androgynous with interchangeable parts... 
Mr. Plentyhorse was either really really really bored?!. or there was a serious deficit of horse to give plenty. You pick.
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« Reply #24 on: Nov 23rd, 2005, 10:09am » |
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Hope he didn't get any splinters...
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