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Caption contest IV
« on: Nov 20th, 2005, 11:33am » |
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Lets try this again.
(thanks for the heads up Bro)
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Re: Caption contest IV
« Reply #1 on: Nov 20th, 2005, 11:48am » |
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Re: Caption contest IV
« Reply #2 on: Nov 20th, 2005, 12:02pm » |
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Re: Caption contest IV
« Reply #3 on: Nov 20th, 2005, 1:08pm » |
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Re: Caption contest IV
« Reply #4 on: Nov 20th, 2005, 1:25pm » |
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Re: Caption contest IV
« Reply #6 on: Nov 20th, 2005, 7:15pm » |
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Re: Caption contest IV
« Reply #8 on: Nov 20th, 2005, 7:25pm » |
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Re: Caption contest IV
« Reply #9 on: Nov 20th, 2005, 8:00pm » |
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Re: Caption contest IV
« Reply #12 on: Nov 20th, 2005, 8:52pm » |
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Re: Caption contest IV
« Reply #13 on: Nov 21st, 2005, 3:20am » |
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Re: Caption contest IV
« Reply #14 on: Nov 21st, 2005, 4:55am » |
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Re: Caption contest IV
« Reply #15 on: Nov 21st, 2005, 5:05am » |
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Re: Caption contest IV
« Reply #16 on: Nov 21st, 2005, 11:29am » |
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Re: Caption contest IV
« Reply #17 on: Nov 21st, 2005, 2:48pm » |
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Re: Caption contest IV
« Reply #18 on: Nov 21st, 2005, 8:55pm » |
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Re: Caption contest IV
« Reply #19 on: Nov 22nd, 2005, 1:22pm » |
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I'm not sure if they do it today but a lot of the audiences for these stupid shows came from people kidnapped off tour buses. Just my luck to be dragged into his show from my studio tour 39 years ago.
I mean Bob Barker. Bleaugh. 
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Re: Caption contest IV
« Reply #20 on: Nov 22nd, 2005, 1:38pm » |
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Re: Caption contest IV
« Reply #22 on: Nov 22nd, 2005, 6:01pm » |
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*jonny in place of Bob*
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jonny dont play that fake shit!!...its not the look, its the feel
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Re: Caption contest IV
« Reply #23 on: Nov 22nd, 2005, 6:06pm » |
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Jonny, You don't like em? shit I'm sittin here with a boner....
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Re: Caption contest IV
« Reply #24 on: Nov 22nd, 2005, 6:10pm » |
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on Nov 22nd, 2005, 6:06pm, kissmyglass wrote:| Jonny, You don't like em? shit I'm sittin here with a boner.... |
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Are you kidding me?
WTF are you going to do with that much shit that feels unhuman?
Ill take small REAL boobs all day long before I would even think of that disgusting mess on her chest.
I guess thats just me
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It is up to YOU to educate yourself and then help your doctor plan your treatment. If you just sit down in front of your doctor and say "make me better" you are setting yourself up for a great deal of pain.
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